Continuing to go over this spam as it assaults the ADRIFT Forum...
Dishonorable mention to the following chain of messages from one post earlier in the day (12 July 2009)...
how to get free porn
Thanks, but I already have the internet. Might as well put an ad like “how to watch free commercials every five minutes” on television.
saved by the bell porn
Another strange Rule 34 moment I didn’t need in my life. It might sound blasphemous to some, but really I barely remember that show. High school was never like anything on TV, anyway.
Out of far left field. Way to complete the list.
Tonight's list comes from a post later at night, by Agobbyino (if you're a mod, can you ban these people?).
Subject line: "We breed poodles and shih tzus alabama"… which obviously means the whole thing was about hotels, porn, and diseases.
1) Historic spell hotels, a complete innovator
Innovator? That’s a bit of a stretch! I mean, wizards have pretty much had hotels since Leomund learned to cast tiny huts. It’s only a third level spell.
2) North-central Wildwood, NJ 08260
Besides hotels, a big theme in this particular post was Wildwood New
3) New Global raptorial bird Traveler
Our old friend the raptor made a cameo appearance in this one (falsely claiming to be new), this time escorting people around the world. Too bad it was just more nonsense used to fill out the post. Seriously, I’d pay for that ride.
4) Hotels.com offers disproportionate revenue enhancement...Hotels.com offers enormous tax
A curious juxtaposition that makes me think euphemism/real meaning. Nothing against hotels.com, they were just the object of the spam message.
5) Conurbation Conjugal
Props to this spammer for making me look up “conurbation.” Unfortunately, upon looking it up I realised this was just another way of talking about a ginormous orgy, so anti-props for falling back on the porno spam cliché. Still, I wouldn’t be surprised if some band has already taken this name.
6) Trylon Tourist trial/Trylon Tourist committee
This one interested me particularly because it seemed to be the only element even remotely related to ADRIFT. The recent AIF Minicomp featured an ADRIFT game based on Battlestar Galactica which used “Trylon” as a way of getting around the (probably very copyrighted) term “Cylon.” I didn’t finish that particular one because some of it seemed off-colour to me-- to put it lightly-- although its author assures me none of those commands are necessary to win the game.
But it turns out Trylon’s also a hotel (so no surprise).
7) Get physical object on European nation
It is not clear which European nation you are referring to.
>get physical object on
You take the physical object from the
>throw bone at bulldog
The bulldog is more interested in eating you.
****YOU HAVE DIED!****
...man, I hate that game.
8) a full-clad measuring deviceA yardstick in plate mail.