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Your submission of "A Pirate's Punishment" was reviewed by Geoffrey C Porter.
I read about half of it. It just wasn't hitting my funny bone. The whole back and forth over the fax thing was no good for me.
Form letter rejection. Editor didn't enjoy the beginning enough or it wasn't suitable for our market, so editor stopped reading. We hate to select this form letter, but we've read so many stories, if the beginning is no good for us odds are astronomically good that the middle and end won't be satisfactory.